SCOTTY BOATWRIGHT AKA: Scott Rhythm, West Coast Scotty, Scott Free, Shipwreck Scotty

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After being traded to the Japan League in the mid-eighties, Scotty embarked on a successful series of USO tours throughout eastern Asia. Eventually he settled in Olongapo, P.I. where he married a Filipino B-girl and concentrated on entertaining the sailors of the U.S. Navy base at Subic Bay. With the fall of Marcos, and the subsequent expulsion of the U.S. military, he sensed his future n the Philippines was dim. Without bothering to file for divorce, he left for Taiwan. In Kaosiung he hooked up with the Mama-san of the Persian Cat club where he took up residence with the house band. After repeated warnings to keep his hands off the girls, and that the liquor wasn't free, Miss Wu-Lin gave him the boot.
The next stop for Scotty was the central jail in Singapore, where he was awaiting trial for trafficking in various counterfeit currencies. It was his good fortune to be mistaken for a German tourist, locked up for jaywalking, and accidentally released. The next few years were spent port hopping the Pacific on numerous tramp steamers Details of this period remains sketchy. Scotty finally surfaced in Hong Kong in the spring of '97 where he narrowly escaped arrest for selling forged U.S. passports. Deciding that the Far East had become just too hot, he relocated to South America Banished from Argentina for "Butchering the Tango in public, and being an affront to the National Dignity," he made his way across the Andes to Peru.
 

Last December he was seen on a Lima TV station in a series of commercials in which he was playing Santa Claus, there known as Papa Noel. We're not sure, but we think he may have been selling mattresses or furniture or something for the Saga Falebella chain of department stores Anyway, since then he has been performing with a Musica CriollalSalsa review at a night club in Miraflores.

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