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Be forewarned: this song IS NOT for little kids! Rudolph it ain't.

A Pencilneck Christmas Song

At an historic gathering on the evening of 12-23-07, The Pencilnecks
got together at the legendary Uptite Studios for an informal acoustic jam session.
They managed to record this spontaneous (i.e. drunken) version
of their only Christmas song, which was played live many times, but never recorded.
This is the first time co-founder John Cassady sang with the band in over a year.
(He lost his voice in a freak shaving accident)
He sings lead on this one and only version and joins Craig (guitar, vocals),
Daryl  (Bass, BG vocals) and Tom (Lead guitar, BG vocals) in this one take wonder.
This then, is our little Christmas stocking stuffer to our loyal fans. Enjoy.
Pinto/Cassady

Hep, the Christmas season started
I drove down to the shopping mall
I drove around for an hour and a half
just looking for a parking stall..

I got out of my car and I walked
through the carbon monoxide haze
I marched right up to those big swinging doors
and they said "Closed.... Happy Holidays"

Chorus:
It's gonna be a
F**ked up Christmas

I made a snack for Santa
he must be sick by now
Up on the roof, I heard the sound of hoofs
but it was just a neighbors cow

I got up the next morning
I went down and I popped a beer
I looked into my stocking
there was a... "Notice To Appear"

Chorus

HAPPY NEW YEAR! etc.

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